Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
My chosen characters:
Arthur: A young, tortured soul in a twisted world. Absolutely insane and bloodthirsty.
Vlad: Mysterious man in his thirties. Loves killing people for the betterment of the world, or so he believes.
Vanessa: Kickass pirate lord. Likes to gut and eat her crew.
Coughing Sparrow: Industry minded A.I.
Kenshi Hirotawa: Japanese obsessed vigilante of pure African descent. Arthur's mentor.
Question 1) How old are you?
Arthur: 17
Vlad: I'm in my thirties.
Vanessa: 23 and a half. Don't like it? Well, I like your spleen gushing between my teeth. Your choice.
Coughing Sparrow: Software Version 3.14
Kenshi: I am 26, like water over a rock, I am still. Like rapids over falls, I am quick.
Q 2) What's your height?
Arthur: 6'0"
Vlad: 5'9"
Vanessa: 5'0"
C.S.: 120 ectobytes.
Kenshi: 5'2" after having part of my shins removed to ebtter fit my people.
Q 3) Are you a virgin?
Arthur: .....No......of course not. What are you talking about?
Vlad: Fuck you.
Vanessa: I've killed over a thousand people and fucked eight times as many. Well, maybe just one or two.....BUT THEY WISH I HAD!
C.S.: I've ROFLd more WAFLs than you can imagine.
Kenshi: I have made fuck several times.
Q 4) Are you seeing anyone?
Arthur: Ummm....no?
Vlad: Yes, she's dying in my arms as we speak.
Vanessa: Fuck off.
C.S.: Yes, this girl Cortana. No, but really.
Kensshi: The ladies, they love me muthafuckah! I mean, *ahem*, I know many women.
Q 5) Do you have any kids?
Arhthur: Dude.....
Vlad: They're all dead now.
Vanessa: Probably.
C.S.: I'm not a virus, you infidel!
Kenshi: Yes, I have several sons. Hanging on my wall.
Q 6) What's your favorite food?
Arthur: Laffs.
Vlad: I.M.P. Eggs. Kidding. Steak.
Vanessa: BLOOD! ON MY SWORD! And coke is good sometimes.
C.S.: N00bs. I eat 'em for breakfast.
Kenshi. Sushi.
Q 7) What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Arthur: Sorrow.
Vlad: Rocky Road.
Vanessa: Sex and death.
C.S.: You bring that shit near me, I'll delete your registry, bitch.
Kenshi:.....is there origami ice cream?
Q 8) Have you killed anyone?
Arthur: *starts to cry* Far too many. I can't seem to stop.
Vlad: Yes. They deserved it.
Vanessa: *giggles*
C.S.: Not directly. I've had a few billion dispose of.
Kenshi: As a samurai ninja, I slay many foes.
Q 9) Do you hate anyone?
Arthur: Everyone who causes me pain. Every.
Vlad: Fuck off.
Vanessa: You.
C.S.: No. I try so hard, but I cannot feel hate.
Kenshi: Anyone who dares to doubt my heritage!
Q 9) Have any secrets?
Arthur: Pain and sorrow.
Vlad: No. I'll tell you everything, but then I'd have to kill you.
Vanessa: I will kill you. Oops, not a secret anymore.
C.S.: Access denied.
Kenshi: Yes. There is a great tragedy that befell my dynasty long ago.
Q 10) Do you love anyone?
Arthur: I thought I did.
Vlad: Yes, and she's dying because of me.
Vanessa: I love killing.
C.S.: CURSE YOU! You mock my lack of emotion but you will pay.
Kenshi: My wife was slain by the mortal enemies of the Japanese who are my people: The Dutch.
Q 11) What is your job?
Arthur: As a visionary I stop tyranny and bear the pain of the world on a daily basis.
Vlad: I'm self employed. I kill shit.
Vanessa: Raping, pillaging, burning the village.....ing.
C.S.: Making money and further production and expansion of I.M.P.s.
Kenshi: To avenge my dynasty.
Q 12) What do you do to relax?
Arthur: Angst. Angst. Angst.
Vlad: Mourn my dying love.
Vanessa: Fuck. Kill. Kill what I just fucked.
C.S.: Build I.M.P.s.
Kenshi: Meditate.
Q 13) How did you meet each of the other people?
Arthur: Vlad found me lying in a ditch. I fucking hate C.S. Kenshi trained me. Who the fuck is Vanessa?
Vlad: I found Arthur lying in the road. Vanessa is my ex. Kenshi, I know through Arthur. I've only ever heard of C.S. BUT I FUCKING HATE HIM! HE WILL PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO MY MOTHER! Ahem. Sorry. I must be off. *runs away*
Vanessa: Don't you dare mention fuckhead again. I don't know anyone else.
C.S.: I know everyone.
Kenshi. Arthur-san is a fine young buy. I train him. Vlad is a strange man. Who the fuck is Vanessa? C.S. ate Japan. I fucking hate him.
Q 14) Who, out of the other people, would you want to sleep with?
Arthur: Who would want to sleep with me?
Vlad: Nobody. I'm never fucking whoreface again.
Vanessa: Everyone. Before I kill them.
C.S.: I'll ROFL all their WAFLs in the end!
Kenshi: I will remain fithful to my wife forever! Her memory will never be tainted! *cough cough*
Hello! I am a Yeti! I enjoy taking pictures and writing. It is teh funxorz. Ummm.....I like proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. I despise people who despise these glorious things. Anyways, um....not sure what to put here..........ZOMG taco! I believe, that in life, whatever you do, DO IT FOR SPARTAAAAA!!!
Consider it done, then! xD *Bows, draws sword, and rushes out to slay Daedra and pick up some CDRs*
......Yeah.....I'm playing through Oblivion again. I've decided to play a Nord who runs around in light armor, punching people. It's quite funny, actually. And hard. Very hard. Imagine blocking swords with your hands! xD It is so much, fun, though! xD
DDD:!!!! I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHA F*CKING DAEDRA ON THIS MUTHA F*CKING PLANE D: <!!!1 *sneak stabs! random Xivilai*
lmfao, I'm still with my badass 100%chameleon!Khajiit who just walks up behind ppl and stabs them with a daedric dagger D: lawl. I like randomly punching people SO MUCH FUN =D! they're like: OMG, ASSAULT, ASSAULT!
me: >___> its just a punch dude, calm down.
guards: LOL PAY DA FINE HO.
Exactly! And thats when you say "Bitch, I just saved your city from Mehrunes Dagon, so shut the fuck up before I stick mah foot up yo fine demanding ass!"
I absolutely love pickpocketing people's pants.....though I'm not sure if it's Morrowind or Oblivion where you can do that. It's so amazing, though! They just keep on walking around like nothing happened!
xD Anyways, I just put the CDs in my backpack. The toaster wouldn't fit, though, so I'll get that to you at a later date! xD
xD I made a living off of selling pickpocketed pants. I soon ran out, though. As people either didn't notice or decided they could do without them, as they became expensive. This was my fault for selling them for one hundred thousand gold a pair! xD
Yeah, I shall get you one, though! Not sure when, but it'll happen by next June! xD Hopefully, I'll be able to get one sooner so the pop-tarts don't get moldy! xD
I know I have a toaster around here somewhere.......*munches on a toaster* I don't know......where could I have put it? *munch munch*
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